if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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