happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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