i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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