There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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