Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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