just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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