It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
