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Is this the I'm gay speech?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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