Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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