please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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