is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
its not stalking. its research.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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