What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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