And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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