she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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