Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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