Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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