I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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