He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
