So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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