I'm lost and stupid without you.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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