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Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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