Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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