i don't plan on having that self control this summer
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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