I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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