I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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