You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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