it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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