i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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