I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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