sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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