I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
i think im in europe. pls send help
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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