The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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