Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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