my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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