don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
