I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
high people should be assigned attendants
it was like eating out sand paper
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.