Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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It was a blind-side dick pic.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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