Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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