im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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