One girl and one boy is just not enough.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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