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all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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