Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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