Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
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finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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