So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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