i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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