Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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