I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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My vagina just clenched in fear
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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