I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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