I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I think people are normalizing furries
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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