do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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