She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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