So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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